As long as I don't have to pay for it...

Ethan: "When I was a teenager I'm going to wear a teenager shirt."

Me: "What's a teenager shirt?"

E: "It's red. Like my red car."

M: "You have a red car?"

E: "When I'm a teenager I'll have a red sports car."

M: "Who's going to buy you a red sports car?"

E: "I'll buy it."

M: "You're going to get a job and buy a red car when you're a teenager?"

E: "Yup. I'll go to work and buy a red car. When I'm a teenager."