He is a Poop Ma-chine. Poop Ma-chine.

Yes, that would be Edward. He's the poop machine in the factory of messes and gross smells that is our home.

Can anyone name the reference? (Besides my husband, of course.)

Update: I'm not surprised that no one knows the reference. It's from "Can't Hardly Wait", one of John's favorite movies. It's a teen comedy thats still funny and cute all these years later. And no, Olaf, the non-english speaking exchange student, did not say "poop".